Blogger of Jared

Welcome to the Blogger of Jared Hall of Fame. The Hall is a collection of insightful, funny, new, creative, or otherwise well written comments pulled from anywhere in the Blogger of Jared (including posts, comments, notables, pictures, etc…).Rules for eligibility:

1. The quote must be within a reasonable length (typically no more than a few sentences).
2. The quote must be submitted to the Hall by someone other than the author.
3. The submission must be approved by an administrator.
4. Submissions can be made by contacting any of the perma-bloggers.

“Neat, I like the eggs in the corner…”
Stephen M., commenting on the Blogger of Jared’s new header graphic depicting several white illuminated stones. (link)

“We have now switched to Wordpress, but will probably keep the name the same. Wordpress of Jared seems a little silly”
Eric Nielson, commenting on the name “Blogger of Jared” as a play on the free weblog software “Blogger” that housed the original Blogger of Jared

“. . . [i]n a natural disaster I might wish I knew how to hotwire an abandoned car but that doesn’t mean I support auto theft.”
Ryan Moore, in a comment posted on the “Punching Holes in God’s Canvass” post in response to Okie’s argument that we should support hunters because we will need them when searching for food in the event of a natural disaster. (link)

“I’m a little Tean-cum, short and stout… Here is my javellin, I’ll take you out.”
Okie (Mike Trout) commenting on Teancum’s covert-op to kill Amalickiah. (link)

“Maybe I should stop paying my fast offering and become a socialist.” Madhousewife joking about her view that the Church should provide for the needy before the government. (Link)

“But if anyone ever makes one with Orlando Bloom, I will line up to be one of the plural wives.” Bored in Vernal commenting on actors who might finally be able to do a good job playing the role of Joseph Smith

“Don’t sweat the small stuff …. in the bathroom.” Eric Nielsen pointing out the humor of using a copy of the book “Don’t sweat the small stuff” as bathroom reading material.

“We can speculate that the tribe phased into an alternate version of our own reality, and are living life in a parallel timeline with bird-faced aliens who speak swahili. The UFOs are easily explained by the bird-aliens’ misguided affection for their idol god (coincendentally named “Rico”) whose symbol is two saucers duct taped together.” John David Anderson commenting on Rob Osborn’s assertion that the lost tribes of Israel migrated to the center of the earth where they live as advanced civilizations awaiting the final gathering of Israel

“Some of you know I love golfing. I have tried a few times to teach my wife how to golf. Good grief, what a mess. I sometimes wonder if when she sweeps the floor if she misses 17 times in a row.” —Eric Nielson commenting on his attempts at recreation in marriage.